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The donkey has been roaming the streets for several hours now. “People are so oblivious,” he murmurs to himself, as none of the passer-bys seem to be alarmed by the presence of a large, hoofed animal amidst them on the sidewalk. In the hope that an act of deliberate annoyance might elicit the attention he has been hoping for, the donkey begins to wag its tail into the faces of some pedestrians. When his victims fail to complain, and instead proceed to pet him on the nose, while remarking about the cuteness of his tail, the donkey decides that enough is enough, spreads his wings, and flies off into the evening sky.